Ever feel like you're beinig watched? I do. I mean do you think God has like a huge television with great PIP.
(that's picture and picture) Sometimes I think God is just laughing at us. He or she knows whats going to happen so why not laugh it up. I said he or she because how do you know if God is a man or woman or both.
Anyway today was a productive day in a way. I had an audition/rehearsal to sing for a wedding band. I had to learn the songs Use Me by Bill Withers, I'm so tired of being alone by Al Green and Brickhouse
I haven't sang this kind of music in awhile so I was really nervous. So here is the story: AAA Always An Adventure
I first got in my car to go to Indiana to get some gas. I was playing some music in the car, the songs I was supposed to learn. Anyway on my way to Indiana I'm at the stop light on 106th street waiting for the arrow to turn green so I can make a left turn. They're isn't a sign that says wait for the arrow, but I want to be safe so I wait. Next thing you know "Bang" I fall face forward to the stering wheel. Someone hits me. I can't believeit. I'm on a tight schedule beacuse I have to be on the North side at 8 and it's almost 7 and I haven't got any gas still. So I tell the lady that I'll check the car after I turn. I get out the car and I get out the car and there isn't any damage. So I drive on and decide not to get the drivers info. I should have and you'll find out later.
So I finally have my gas and I have to pee. I go in the gas station and wholla, no bathroom. On with the show must go on. So I drive on. As I'm driving, I'm trying to figure out which way to go. Should I go down 95th street to Ashland or 87th. Well I ended up getting misdirected, so I went the only way I knew. I went by my house and I took 93rd to Stony to 87th street. Okay I'm in business. I'm almost at Halsted, but the next thing you know, my car starts making a werid noise. It sounds like Nascar, except my car doesn't go that fast. So anyway to make a loneg story short. My car is in need of something that needs improvement. But hey I got in the band and I met a very beautiful woman. I'm going to throw on my charm the next time I see her.
Okay that's it
1 comment:
The way I think about it -- why does God have to be so serious?
I think all of that vengeful/wrath stuff is bullshit, personally.
Who do you think INVENTED humor?
:-D
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